Bad luck Brian has a pet rock
Sleeping under the sea
Accident in the mall. I quit.
Miley Cyrus vs. Unknown man
For a moment, I couldn't figure out how to leave the bathroom.
I'm a nonviolent person until I see a spider
Homework?! What homework?
Voting: like being able to choose which bullet you'd prefer to be shot in the head with
Evil raccoon
Don't lick the chocolate frogs
Saw costume
Driver's license