I'm ready for the weekend
Shaquille O'Neal and his girlfriend, may God grant her good health
Jack Daniel's Girl
You can call me Sherlock Holmes
A bar called Gym
When I erase a word with a pencil where does it go?
Face down, ass up - that's the way I tie my shoes
Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it
Direct control assumed, now walk over to the tuna
So long, dog
Stalin in a Mario outfit
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.