A vasectomy, please
Gandalf Hello Kitty Dress
Mothers... The only people who will love you even when you are a machete wielding psychopath. Jason Voorhees and his mom.
Such workout much burn. Fitness doge.
KFC lampshade
iPhone 5, because you have more money
Wat fish
Epic facepalm
I just can't live in this world anymore
I'm a virgin, but this is an old shirt
Star Wars Episode 1
Wait, what the hell are you doing?