I don't always use psychedelics
Was I that drunk?
Don't do it
If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood
My physics professor dressed up for halloween as Skeletor
Johnny and Marissa
Half Life 2 confirmed
Samsung Galaxy S3, designet for humans. Poor aliens.
USA football team.
That awkward moment when you realize that the person you are making fun of is right behind you
New rubik's cube
I choose you