Ninja cars
Was a mobile phone before they were cool
Que - Wat?
What's the point of being afraid of the zombie apocalypse when you're already a zombie? People with cell phones.
Beep beep motherf**kers
WTF beaver
Dear Batman
This toasts bread while you are slicing it
I don't always like to cuddle
I couldn't sleep last night
Pimp Vader
If you ever see me smiling on a Monday