Little turtle
Halloween costumes at the hospital
My stupid parents gave me a white iPhone 5 and not black
Dog did it
Scarlett Johansson as DJ, Skrillex style
Real life sniper
A planet with no evil
Stockings and tail
Moses, the early years
Bltch please guy
The walking Christmas tree. It's just tired of your Christmas bullsh*t and went to the forest.
Mom, I'm pregnant