Lays
Dog in the ice pool
I don't own a cat
Just in case
That's my boy
When you realize that you don't have a cat
The force is strong with this motherf**ker
AM vs. PM
Tomorrow cold as a room full of ex wives
Hey baby! I want to watch a movie tonight
If you refuse to wear condoms, you are gonna have a dad time
Nice try, laundry, I'm still going to nap