Sub-Zero wins.
Why the hell are you drawing extra lines all over your boots? They help me run faster. That's ridiculous.
Action movie shooting precision
Mystery cat takes regular bus to the shops.
Roses are red, violets are blue, but I wouldn't know that because you never bring me flowers, you b**tard.
The Photoshop is strong in this one
A smoking cat
Have you seen this dog?
Home alone
iPhone T-shirt
B*tch high as f**k, seeing rabbits and sh*t
You look fine