Microsoft bought Skype for 2.5 billion dollars
"Santa Claus was real until he forgot my present" - Chuck Norris.
Hugs of raccoon
What time is it? F**k o'clock shirt
Converting oxygen
Forever alone bed
Cartoon network, y u no awesome anymore?
Finnish milk ad
Me walking into school on Monday
Pikasaw
This is business
September is like the monday of the year