Wait, what the hell are you doing?
A vasectomy, please
iPhone 5, because you have more money
I'm a virgin, but this is an old shirt
Such workout much burn. Fitness doge.
Mothers... The only people who will love you even when you are a machete wielding psychopath. Jason Voorhees and his mom.
Star Wars Episode 1
Meanwhile in Pakistan. Human train.
It's so shiny, I must murder it.
KFC lampshade
Wat fish
Gandalf Hello Kitty Dress