Poor Santa
Trial version is over, would you like to buy the full version? How about no.
My pen is huge, T-shirt
Give him some money
Really cute story
I work at the pet store
If you let your family know you're good with computers
Still poor
In memory of Roger Bucklesby who hated this park and everyone in it
Eating noodles out of beard
I have no idea what I'm doing
Dad, I'm considering a career in organized crime. Government or private sector?