Halloween costume level: Horrifying
Dog on the couch
I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror
Lying on the beach
They were supposed to be smiley faces
That awesome moment when you find money you forgot about in your pockets
The less you have
Have a seat please
Dude, I'm so high right now!
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Come At Me Bro!
If you can read the words on this shirt