Martini dog
Dat strawberry
The accidental conversation loop
You are not an ugly person
Hit me baby one more time
In Case I Haven’t told you…
Polar bear and husky. I will love him, pet him, squeeze him, and call him George.
Gangnam style, a guide to dance
Miley Cyrus on a wrecking ball tattoo
Wanna play a game? Awesome Halloween costume for the kid
She left her favorite pair of silk panties at home
Wanna know how I got these scars?