Who needs a car when you have sweg
Call a girl beautiful
Happy vacation
Me
My wife said she would be ready in 5 minutes. Frozen motorcyclist.
Sexy bear
Ham sammich
Back in the 90's all the dogs were let out, and nobody knows who did it
James Wat
A chinese person with a random english word as a tattoo
Baby sleeping with cats
Never be afraid to say what you feel, you can only die once