My stupid parents gave me a white iPhone 5 and not black
Halloween costumes at the hospital
Scarlett Johansson as DJ, Skrillex style
Dog did it
Moses, the early years
Evil Christmas rabbit
Stockings and tail
A planet with no evil
Little turtle
Mom, I'm pregnant
Real life sniper
The walking Christmas tree. It's just tired of your Christmas bullsh*t and went to the forest.