My goal for 2014
I'm fat
Easter and april fools' on the same day, tell the kids to search for eggs you didn't hide.
One rock short of being rescued
After changing to fit into society
Giant amethyst geode from Uruguay
Turkey? Well, let's just say we were both well-stuffed.
Safety in the car 2
Friendzone level: infinite
You are not my dad
Look twice
Plastic bag full of other plastic bags