I'm ready for the weekend
How to tie a tie
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
Jack Daniel's Girl
Direct control assumed, now walk over to the tuna
Shaquille O'Neal and his girlfriend, may God grant her good health
A bar called Gym
When I erase a word with a pencil where does it go?
You can call me Sherlock Holmes
Time to think about what I should have said in every conversation I had today
So long, dog
Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it