A vasectomy, please
KFC lampshade
Wait, what the hell are you doing?
Gandalf Hello Kitty Dress
It's so shiny, I must murder it.
Star Wars Episode 1
I'm a virgin, but this is an old shirt
iPhone 5, because you have more money
Mothers... The only people who will love you even when you are a machete wielding psychopath. Jason Voorhees and his mom.
I just can't live in this world anymore
Wat fish
Such workout much burn. Fitness doge.