Roses are gray
Was I that drunk?
I don't always use psychedelics
Half Life 2 confirmed
Don't do it
My physics professor dressed up for halloween as Skeletor
If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood
USA football team.
Nothing to do here. Tsunami.
Samsung Galaxy S3, designet for humans. Poor aliens.
New rubik's cube
Now you're just some money that I used to own