Me on the weekend
Did you bring the bail money?
World cities
Don't worry, there is 6 billion people in the world. One of them is just for you.
I also like to live dangerously.
Nice try math
This is what happens when you put a highlighter in the microwave
I'm trying to chill, ok?
Eye to eye
If Sigmund Freud was right
Party photo fail.
Toilet paper roll eyes