Never trust someone that takes hours to text you back
When you see it
Holy sh*t, I think I need to stop tanning.
My room when I turn on the web camera
Family Star Wars Cosplay
This dumpster has seen some sh*t. Oh, wait... Patrick, is that you?
Grumpy. Have you seen him?
Zombie baby costume
To feel wanted
No shirt - no service
A T-shirt everyone should own
Cake cutter