My stupid parents gave me a white iPhone 5 and not black
Mom, I'm pregnant
The walking Christmas tree. It's just tired of your Christmas bullsh*t and went to the forest.
Halloween costumes at the hospital
Stockings and tail
Real life sniper
Moses, the early years
Dog did it
Scarlett Johansson as DJ, Skrillex style
Evil Christmas rabbit
Little turtle
A planet with no evil