Accident in the mall. I quit.
Sometimes I only shave one leg
Photobombing in the pool
Caught in a web of fashion
Go f**k yourself. Wolverine.
Voting: like being able to choose which bullet you'd prefer to be shot in the head with
Thongs
Ilove my WIFI
Miley Cyrus vs. Unknown man
Love letters
Swiming pool
Wrong bar