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Donald Trump's hair
Babe, I'm on my period
Doge in space
Since when did Halloween become National Dress Like A Hooker Day?
R2D2 the most vulgar character of all time
Dammit Ms. Frizzle
You came to the wrong neighborhood motherf**ker. Mobile phones.
Jim Carrey's daughter is pretty nice
In Soviet Russia Waldo finds you
Friendzone all the girls
Drunk Halloween pumpkins