Giant amethyst geode from Uruguay
My goal for 2014
Well, duck
Shocked cat just saw you naked
Look twice
After changing to fit into society
Plastic bag full of other plastic bags
Friendzone level: infinite
One rock short of being rescued
Turkey? Well, let's just say we were both well-stuffed.
Easter and april fools' on the same day, tell the kids to search for eggs you didn't hide.
You are not my dad