iPhone 5, because you have more money
Wait, what the hell are you doing?
A vasectomy, please
Star Wars Episode 1
Mothers... The only people who will love you even when you are a machete wielding psychopath. Jason Voorhees and his mom.
Dragon tree sculpture
Such workout much burn. Fitness doge.
When your ex tries to get back together with you
It's so shiny, I must murder it.
Meanwhile in Pakistan. Human train.
A giant cricket. That's a god damn planet hopper.
Gandalf Hello Kitty Dress