If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood
Samsung Galaxy S3, designet for humans. Poor aliens.
I wish I could sleep
Troll cat
USA football team.
My physics professor dressed up for halloween as Skeletor
Don't do it
SWAG
New rubik's cube
I choose you
That awkward moment when you realize that the person you are making fun of is right behind you
Johnny and Marissa