"Santa Claus was real until he forgot my present" - Chuck Norris.
Forever alone bed
Hugs of raccoon
Me walking into school on Monday
September is like the monday of the year
This is business
Cartoon network, y u no awesome anymore?
Finnish milk ad
Microsoft bought Skype for 2.5 billion dollars
What time is it? F**k o'clock shirt
Pikasaw
Converting oxygen