Who the f**k is Alice?
People say you never know what you have until it's gone
A giant fire on the mountain near my house. Apparently I live in Mordor.
I forgot how to dog
Because f@#k you, that's why
Hey guys, wanna buy some magic?
Everybody was kung fu fighting frog
We had a nationwide panic when they stopped making Twinkies
Fascinating
Call Of Duty Ghosts
He has GTA 5
Let's count the money we have looted today