New rubik's cube
If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood
I wish I could sleep
Johnny and Marissa
Samsung Galaxy S3, designet for humans. Poor aliens.
That awkward moment when you realize that the person you are making fun of is right behind you
Troll cat
USA football team.
My physics professor dressed up for halloween as Skeletor
Don't do it
SWAG
I choose you