Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ? The witness of aliens.
First day at the gym
Nicki Minaj holds up baby Simba
Naughty dog
Go drunk you are home
Nearly lost my phone
Bike thief
I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil.
That awkward sign you pass after you just picked up a hitchhiker
I still miss my last husband, he was delicious
When a friend offers you a cookie
Job interview