Most common lies
Trying to understand women is like trying to smell the color 9
Squidward swag
Toilight, breaking wind
Expectation vs. Reality. Lions.
Sniff sniff bite bite
Cars drive drunk
Pointing is rude
Chatroulette. It's just a plate.
Hows your diet doing?
Aww, pickle... I love you too!
Nokia, connocting poopie