Wretched hive of scum and villainy
When someone is online but doesn't reply to you
Democracy incoming
Floral underwear
I have taken to hiding beet roots around the house
Meanwhile in subway
Duckface
Parenting
Has most advanced suit
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella dies, Jacob cries, Star Wars all the way
Why so Sirius?
This planet is a reality TV show