Face down, ass up - that's the way I tie my shoes
I'm ready for the weekend
Stupid tampon
Stalin in a Mario outfit
When I erase a word with a pencil where does it go?
Shaquille O'Neal and his girlfriend, may God grant her good health
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
Middle Earth dress
Hypnotizing
Yep, it's a p*ssy
Direct control assumed, now walk over to the tuna
We got no water in the pool