My cooking is fabulous
Weapon nail
Ain't nobody got time for that shirt
Where's Obama's clock?
Motorbike in the bath
Books
Everybody has a plan
Nationality? Russian. Occupation? No, no, just visiting.
We stole $100 million to buy awesome cars
She asked why we were taking a picture of her
Real ninja turtles
Keep laughing, only wet p*ssy you've seen in weeks