Smart guy and umbrella
Dog fell asleep in the rain
Buy 3 for the price of 3!
Extinguisher on fire
Scrillex confused
Knows 47 knots, can't undo a bra, eagle scout.
Swag
I got a pet wussy
Ask me if I'm a tree
Heisenberg Crysenberg
Realize the truth
No grandma, one hand, like this. Whoops, made a scarf.