I'm ready for the weekend
Stupid tampon
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
Middle Earth dress
Hypnotizing
We got no water in the pool
Direct control assumed, now walk over to the tuna
Shaquille O'Neal and his girlfriend, may God grant her good health
When I erase a word with a pencil where does it go?
Face down, ass up - that's the way I tie my shoes
Yep, it's a p*ssy
Stalin in a Mario outfit