I don't always talk to girls I like, but when I do I... I... Um...
Yep, it's a p*ssy
Face down, ass up - that's the way I tie my shoes
Middle Earth dress
Stupid tampon
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
Stalin in a Mario outfit
The teacher's dream tool
Hypnotizing
We got no water in the pool
Grumpy cat and Brad Pitt
I'm ready for the weekend