Megan Fox. There is hope for everyone.
Dog house. Hotel at home.
No smoking
The kiwi bird is a direct descendant of the tyrannosaurus rex
How can you not care?
Fry, Leonardo DiCaprio, and stoned dogs playing poker
Swirl nails, naled it.
Cat and dog
Will Ferrell
A cop just pulled me over
People who hold the door open for you
I actually understand math. Thank you, Jesus.