Pizza friendship necklace
I hate it when my cigar spontaneously liquefies. I hate it.
Being a Grammar Nazi
You came to the wrong neighborhood, motherf**ker
Computer password
Tron Legacy light cycle motorbike
Feel my leg I just shaved
Facepalm cat
I'm at the doc's office
My Mom is still going to call it Nintendo
Snoopy made it look easy
Sleeping