How to make a friend
Art of seduction
Longcats. Black and White.
People in Australia
50 degrees in Florida vs. 50 degrees in Michigan
Gets robbed by Michael Brown, gets looted by people "honoring" Michael Brown's memory.
Are you f**king trolling me? Dog in the hat.
Trimmed p*ssy
Tuna, c*m sandwich. What?
A cup: English, posh, royalty, jedi.
One does not simply leave the friendzone
I often laugh at extremely inappropriate times