One rock short of being rescued
Well, duck
My goal for 2014
Giant amethyst geode from Uruguay
Easter and april fools' on the same day, tell the kids to search for eggs you didn't hide.
Plastic bag full of other plastic bags
Turkey? Well, let's just say we were both well-stuffed.
You are not my dad
Look twice
Friendzone level: infinite
After changing to fit into society
Shocked cat just saw you naked