I don't always talk to girls I like, but when I do I... I... Um...
Stupid tampon
Face down, ass up - that's the way I tie my shoes
The teacher's dream tool
Yep, it's a p*ssy
Grumpy cat and Brad Pitt
Hypnotizing
Middle Earth dress
We got no water in the pool
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Stalin in a Mario outfit
I'm ready for the weekend