Poor Santa
If you let your family know you're good with computers
Dad, I'm considering a career in organized crime. Government or private sector?
Give him some money
Really cute story
I have no idea what I'm doing
Eating noodles out of beard
My pen is huge, T-shirt
I work at the pet store
In memory of Roger Bucklesby who hated this park and everyone in it
Still poor
Trial version is over, would you like to buy the full version? How about no.