Hey Derp, do you want to hold my baby?
Hug?
Ponies are for p*ssies
Keep telling yourself that
US Government shutdown. Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Got a new shower curtain
Not sure if actual download button or sketchy virus downloader
I recycle men T-shirt
Star Wars Death Star Cake
How to catch a fish in Ireland
Meanwhile in Mordor
Elections, illusion of choice.