Either this kid has a lightbulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea
Spring finally came real hard on your car
Kim, eat a Snickers
Freddy Krueger toilet. To accelerate the process.
Where'd you learn to drive like that?
You know what I mean
Key in the lock
Grumpy cat loves your stories
U may shut down mi goverment but u cant shut down mi sweg
I got a dig bick
You have been mooned
Checking your phone