Women are what?
How did work go? Take a guess.
You are a fag. Pusheen the cat.
Smoking crow
Close enough, level: cute
Easter Island Pez Dispenser
Mom, I'm pregnant again
I'm gonna change this card from red to black
Narnia
Same sneakers
Paid to do it, but fails to make his friend's wife pregnant after 72 attempts
Dad playing with his baby