Crystal meth
Makes fun of you for believing in Santa at 5, believes in God at 50
3D printed doge.
If IE can be brave
Like father like son. Trumpeters.
My terms are simple
Cock-a-doodle-doo motherf**ker
Still think we didn't evolve from apes
If she offers you an apple, say no
Everyone calm down, I got this
Easy as pie
Cabbage patch kids costume