Crazy T-shirt design
I want to get invited to parties
The Shining dog
Sexy car
Godzilla toy scared the dog.
You are dressed as the police car
Couch fixed
Pew! Pew! Pew! That's the sound of me deflecting your whiny b*tchin' with my happiness shield.
After death
Pranksters on the road.
I beat the sh*t outta my mom that day
Double date? I'll take my best friend