Elections, illusion of choice.
US Government shutdown. Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Guess which brother is adopted
Keep telling yourself that
How to catch a fish in Ireland
Not sure if actual download button or sketchy virus downloader
Hey Derp, do you want to hold my baby?
Hug?
I recycle men T-shirt
Meanwhile in Mordor
Got a new shower curtain
Ponies are for p*ssies