Squidward swag
Most common lies
Aww, pickle... I love you too!
Cars drive drunk
Chatroulette. It's just a plate.
Trying to understand women is like trying to smell the color 9
Toilight, breaking wind
Pointing is rude
Nokia, connocting poopie
Sniff sniff bite bite
Expectation vs. Reality. Lions.
Hows your diet doing?